The initial excitement of seeing that I’ve accumulated another 5 followers of my blog today is quickly dampened when I find their blogs mostly free of content. Some consist only of fashion photos. Why they feel this subject is of interest to me is perplexing. My fashion sense has of late (and Lily might concur in this) suffered a tragic lapse into epic shabbiness and left my wardrobe in a woeful state of entropy. Perhaps news of my slovenly demeanor has reached beyond these shores, and even the fashionistas of foreign lands hope to rehabilitate my wretched wardrobe. I can only be touched by their concern for my well-being.
Others seem to advertise dentists and food processors from the exotic paradise of Jakarta. While I don’t doubt such devices may make my modest culinary efforts more palatable, I wonder if they really hope I may travel to that exotic Indonesian archipelago to purchase one directly-or that I may visit the eager dentist after cracking my teeth on the unground remnants of the latest labor-saving gizmo.
I am saddened to discover that their blogs seem unsullied by the corrupting influence of humanity-that there appears no sign of actual human content at all.
Could these “followers” be the fabled spambots who infect the blogosphere with their vacuous sites in order to steal what meagre audience we real, earnest bloggers have?
Some seem tailored to my own interests. Others seem to feature computer generated poetry along with the earnest Gravatar of some attractive, female, aspiring writer seeking imaginary gain or some vaguely stated desire for my attention. I ponder the possibilities of such relationships. But then again, Lily might object to my courting spambot babes, real or otherwise.
This state of affairs seems to pervade the blogging experience more and more. It leads me to wonder what the future of blogging may be like when computer generated sites completely take over the blogosphere and all human error has been eliminated. They can then interact automatically with one another in binary code, multiplying endlessly, stealing each others automated audience without the need for such encumbrance as punctuation, grammar or spelling. All blogging could continue without making demands on our precious time and attention, free of obscure metaphor and existing in an unadulterated state. It would abide in the realm of Platonic ideas where everything is clear precise and soulless.
7 thoughts on “Them Spambot Babes”
You have expressed it so well. I too despair of the very thing you so aptly describe.
I was wondering if it was my imagination. Is the poetry really computer generated?
Ha Ha Ha! Well, a bot follower is still a follower.
But these bots are clogging my system (my brain-Lily says I shouldn’t care). But I don’t know what is real anymore and to be followed by robots depresses me. I want to be followed by real people like yourself (I assume you are real) and to know which ones are reaI. How do I know if they are spam unless I click on their sites? I would like to be able to, at least, shut off the notifications but keep the real ones. Is that possible? WordPress help is no help on this. A lot of questions but it’s really putting a damper on my blogging experience.
haha! I can completely relate! I’m happy to hear of another sailor/artist/writer such as myself. Take heart, among the wordybots are honest-to-god hearts that appreciate your work (also, a fair share of people make a basic profile so they can read other’s work, and are not interested in creating their own blog).
Thanks for the nice words and reality check. I feel much better already.
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